My wife came home in the morning and was creampied by her husband 125 times in 3 months. During that time, I only cum once.

It's already been 15 years since we got married. My daughter has gone on to higher education and is living in a dormitory. However, they kept in touch almost every day and thought that their family and marriage were on good terms. ...But I received an email from my daughter saying that she hasn't been able to contact her mother recently. Come to think of it, things have been strange since I went to the class reunion the other day. Feeling strange, I sneaked a peek at my wife's smartphone and saw a number written on the calendar. The total was 125, but I didn't understand what the numbers meant. And by the time I understood the meaning of the numbers, it was already too late...