``Pretending to be a visiting shiatsu massage therapist, distributing free flyers, and raping a beautiful apartment complex wife.''

A dissatisfied wife mailed a flyer for a free on-site massage called ``Opening Commemoration'' to a housing complex full of people who wanted free sex. Certainly there is no charge. Instead... Free delivery of comfort and lewdness to frustrated wives. If you press it, a lewd fountain will come out, that's DANDY style shiatsu.