As a junior high school graduate, I wanted to get into the room of a high school girl I admired, so I posted a flyer on a bulletin board in town that read, ``I've started working as a super cheap private tutor!'' It was surprisingly well received, and I received calls from families all over the place asking for requests, and I was able to proudly be alone in the girl's room! 2

I casually recruited students at a price far lower than the average price for private tutors, and the results were so great that the phone kept ringing. Of course, the standard deviation score is below the student's level, so studying cannot be taught. All I can teach you is erotic things. I make timid schoolgirls do my bidding and give them only obscene lessons until the very end of time!