Since I was laid off from my company a few years ago, I have become a stay-at-home husband, and I feel very depressed. The only thing I look forward to is giving my daughter, a high school girl, ``black tea with a strong sleeping pill.'' For the cute friend my daughter brought home, I gave her ``black tea with an aphrodisiac that will turn you into a slut in 3 minutes.''

A father of a high school daughter who was laid off from his company and became a stay-at-home husband. While I am mastering cooking and laundry, I never neglect to check on my daughter's friends. Because when my daughter's friend came to visit, she gave her tea with sleeping pills in it. For my daughter's friend (who is super cute), I gave her an aphrodisiac tea. I eat more than 50 schoolgirls a year using this method. The only drawback is that the aphrodisiac is too effective.