Even though I want to break up with her, I end up loving her... The dick of her trash husband, who doesn't do housework or work, is a perfect match. The sex after a fight is so great that she can't let go of her husband.

``You should definitely break up with someone like that.'' I can't tell you how many times I've said this line every time I consulted a friend who was dating a no-good guy. I never thought I would marry a scumbag who doesn't do housework or work. I want to break up with you, but in the end I still forgive you. Because sex feels great.