When I reached for my crotch to relieve my frustration, I was called to the entrance and saw a young, strong man. He's a cooler repair shop. I was ashamed of my sweaty self, but I led him to the cooler, and the moment I tried to get him to investigate, the stepladder broke and he was on top of me! When our skin collided and the smell of our bodily fluids spread throughout the room, my rationality crumbled and I turned into a vulgar woman.