In this absurd role-play, the government responds to inequality, a declining birthrate, an aging population, and strained public finances by introducing a “big-tit tax.” Beautiful, stylish, capable, and well-endowed women supposedly receive unfair advantages in romance and everyday life, from free meals to endless attention from men and women alike. Since society has favored them so generously, women with E cups or larger are now required to repay everyone—and serious tax evasion brings hands-on breast-service duties disguised as additional penalties.