I'm not handsome — I'm ugly, frankly. But if we cover our faces, can a good-looking cock get us touched? We had nothing to lose, so we set up like a free hugs booth, hid our faces, and pulled our dicks out of a custom box. And the popular women who normally wouldn't glance at us came over out of curiosity. We'll never beat a handsome guy on face, but on cock shape? We're winning. They crowded in asking to touch it. Then blowjobs. Then actual sex. Forget romance — if you're getting laid, you've won. Even guys at the bottom can fuck if the dick is nice enough. Great news, honestly.