Back in high school, I had a shaved head and spent all my time playing baseball at an all-boys school without ever holding a girl’s hand. Recently, a local senior asked me to coach an adult role-play youth baseball team, and suddenly the older moms began showering me with attention. Ms. Kyono brings over a jacket her husband never wears, hoping I will take it. Ms. Toyonaga arrives with treats when I fake an illness and skip practice. I invite these attentive moms into my apartment, never imagining what will happen next...