Trying for a baby means no sex and no masturbation, so I visit a legitimate men’s spa that promises no release—only to find my wife’s best friend Rima waiting for me. “It isn’t cheating if you don’t cum, right?” she teases while edging my groin with slender fingers. My pent-up erection finally destroys all restraint, turning the massage into an affair with raw sex and creampies. I keep secretly booking her until every load saved for pregnancy ends up inside the wrong woman.