Her first request is simple: never tell anyone at the café. This stunning adult cosplayer once worked at an enormously popular concept café and still appears there occasionally when friends ask. Even through the blur, her beauty is obvious; she has the face that keeps her permanently near the top of the rankings, an angelic personality, and a filthy appetite for swallowing both spit and cum. The narrator then offers a cynical guide to dating café maids, who often connect with handsome hosts or visual-kei musicians. Older men rarely have a chance, but this cosplayer happens to like them. He met her outside work at a networking party in a central Tokyo luxury apartment and advises others to keep trying until they find the same rare opportunity.