After moving to a quiet town, I was unpacking when a man and woman claiming to represent the neighborhood association rang my doorbell. The middle-aged man seemed mild, while the woman had an unmistakably sexy air. I let them in, but their enthusiastic recruitment pitch did nothing for me. As I became distracted by the voluptuous curves beneath the woman’s tight clothes, I jokingly fired back, “I’ll join if you let me fuck her.”