Time to get revenge on the female clerks who mocked us. A bizarre command—wet a bread roll, coat it with toothpaste, microwave it for 12 seconds, then drop it—freezes time for 30 minutes. Touching or lifting the bread cancels the effect, while a snap of the fingers can change a woman's expression. Armed with this supposedly real glitch, he feels utterly invincible and indulges in a fantasy packed with unrestricted groping and erotic mischief.